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[podling]

wahhhhh! i got blue sharpie marks on my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love these pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what do i do???? it's not coming off and i tried club soda and it's JUST NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My boss savagely attacked me with a sharpie. That rat! I can't believe it. I mean, here I was, sitting by myself, pondering the ponderable things of the universe, and he just runs up, uncaps a marker and lunges!!!! I was like, "ack!" and he was like, "hahahah!" and then afterward when I was all upset that I couldn't get it off, he gives me a pear and says, "here, have a pear" like that makes it all better! They don't even make this kind of pants anymore! It's just not FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! Why is life so unfair???? I loved these pants.

Comments

[malinaldarose.livejournal.com]

While I hate to have to contribute something practical to this discussion (Ghost dogs. Why did it have to be ghost dogs?), have you tried hairspray? I'm not sure how well it'll do with Sharpie ink, but it's supposed to be great for regular ink.

[cissa.livejournal.com]

I too hate to be practical, but acetone is very good at removing sharpie marks. This is only safe if the pants are cotton, though. If they're poly you may end up with holes instead of sharpie.

Depressingly utilitarian, I know....