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wahhhhh! i got blue sharpie marks on my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love these pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what do i do???? it's not coming off and i tried club soda and it's JUST NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My boss savagely attacked me with a sharpie. That rat! I can't believe it. I mean, here I was, sitting by myself, pondering the ponderable things of the universe, and he just runs up, uncaps a marker and lunges!!!! I was like, "ack!" and he was like, "hahahah!" and then afterward when I was all upset that I couldn't get it off, he gives me a pear and says, "here, have a pear" like that makes it all better! They don't even make this kind of pants anymore! It's just not FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! Why is life so unfair???? I loved these pants.

Date: 2002-10-18 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toratigris.livejournal.com
Funny how the balance of guilt and innocence changes when one hears the whole story, eh? *g*

Seriously, I'm afraid I have to agree, permanence is pretty much a sharpie's raison d'etre.

Maybe you could draw on your pants more and make it into a decorative statement? A statement, that is, other than "I was attacked with a blue sharpie." *g*

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