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[podling]

I've heard it said that people taste like chicken (when you cannibalize them, that is), and it seems odd to me. I mean, without being told, I would've just thought that people would taste more like beef.

This thought brought to you by the super long commuting experience this morning.

Comments

[cissa.livejournal.com]

I thought people were supposed to taste like pork. Isn't "long pig" a translation of some cannibal term?

[vgnwtch.livejournal.com]

I think we're sort of white-meat types.

[podling]

The other other white meat?

[wintersweet.livejournal.com]

That'll teach me to comment before I read comments. Yeah, that's an Aztec term. IIRC.

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

That's what I've always heard. Not that I'm truly an expert, mind you.

[cissa.livejournal.com]

Jenny! If you're not an expert on cannibals, who is???

[vgnwtch.livejournal.com]

I always thought it was a South Seas term, having read far too many sensational Victorian ripping yarns :)

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

I think I'd have to say that German guy. I mean, I've never actually *eaten* anyone!

[astrophysicat.livejournal.com]

pork, definitely pork. Or rabbit.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

But rabbit tastes like chicken!

[astrophysicat.livejournal.com]

what kind of tri-athelete chickens are you eating?

[kendwoods.livejournal.com]

I'd guess pork. Since someone burning is supposed to smell a lot like bacon.

Which is just....ew.

**loves his bacon**

[podling]

I'd think that the smell is more from burning fat than burning meat though, if that makes you feel better...

[wintersweet.livejournal.com]

Clint says Aztecs called human meat "long pig." I dunno, pig and human hearts are similar, so ...

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

Actually, supposedly they taste more like pork. It's said that human meat was called long pig.

And I know someone probably beat me to it, but you know I had to reply.

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

Weirdos, the lot of you.

[laurasaurora.livejournal.com]

i also heard that vegetarians taste better. just like veggie fed animals. and that we're "stringy". now, i don't really eat mammals myself, but stringy doesn't sound appetizing.

[doubleyou.livejournal.com]

Wow, that must've been one long commute. It would take a long time for my fellow passengers to start to look appetizing to me. ;)

Stop me if you've heard this one (oh wait, you can't, this isn't live): Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?".

[podling]

Well, to be honest, they didn't look appetizing. They did resemble a meat truck somewhat though.

oh, and heh.

[podling]

Oh, and lest I forget, EW!!!