Please help!!!

[podling]

So I keep coming back to this in my head...

What was the best thing *before* sliced bread?

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but but

[astrophysicat.livejournal.com]

Sliced bread is cool! The big gadget that slices them all evenly so none are too thick or too thin (very important for fitting the sweetbread into the toaster at the bakery...). And having bread in a plastic bag that keeps for a week or more without going stale. What could be more "american"? You and your fancy european breads that you have to slice yourself and that go bad in a day. Silly rabbit.

Re: but but

[podling]

Yeah, I didn't know sliced bread was sarcastic. Next he'll be telling me that peanut butter has opinions...