Lest anyone believe that my work day is as hellish as I feel it is...

A new conversational tidbit...

random work guy: When do I get my raise?
me: March 17th
rwg: So will it show on this paycheck?
me: No, next one.
rwg: So far away! I need money!
me: No you don't. I know how much you make. *I* need money.
rwg: I don't need money if I have my honey.

I swear, sometimes I really have to wonder about people...