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[podling]

Celia wanted me to talk about my dream from the other night (so she can share the pain of being told?). Not the one with the sentient burglar alarm fungi, but the Sean Bean one. And I don't know, I find reading about dreams boring. But since she asked so nicely...

So I dreamt that Sean Bean and I were in the Caribbean together and we had sex after he said, "You've been so supportive the past few days..."

It was weird.

Comments

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

You're just an emotional sports bra, what can I say.

[podling]

I could be. Though I don't think I've been all that supportive to anyone in real life lately.

And I just don't think supportive = sex in my conscious mind. But apparently my subconscious sees it as just reward.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

I think it would make a good reward. I'm not saying it should be automatic, but you know, why not?

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

Especially with Sean Bean. My subconcious is jealous.

[vgnwtch.livejournal.com]

And the sex was how good on a scale of 0-10?

[podling]

Oh my gawd! He is the man. Totally the dream sex guy of choice. The setting helped, but I'd still put him at +10. Hee.

What's odd is that my subconscious obviously sees him as more accessible to me than Christian Bale. Hmmn.

[betra.livejournal.com]

You have excellent taste. 00

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it's just that your conscious has never seen him in a movie killing a gf/love interest with a chainsaw? Cause that might be a subconscious turn off.

[vgnwtch.livejournal.com]

Be still, my beating heart!!

I think I need a lie down in a darkened room...

[teapot-farm.livejournal.com]

You so can't rely on dreams for that kind of rating. I woke up feeling like that about Anthony Stewart Head last week. It's just not right.

[podling]

Yeah, but I've heard that Sean Bean is quite the ladykiller, so I'm probably right about his skill level. Beyond that though...

[nanne.livejournal.com]

Priceless...

But I do wonder, was he commenting on the sex? Or his mother complex?

[podling]

There was a plot to the dream, and I'd been helpful with that (I'm not sure how helpful one has to be for Sean Bean sex). But anyway, the comment was before the sex...

[vgnwtch.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure how helpful one has to be for Sean Bean sex

I can be tremendously helpful.

Just saying.

[podling]

Perhaps he just likes to be rewarding. So you may be in luck!

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

I've been helpful in my life, and I've never had sex with Sean Bean, so I'm thinking it's probably *very* helpful.

[podling]

But you've never helped *Sean Bean* with anything.

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Yeah...well, it's not like you have either. Not in real life, anyways.

[vgnwtch.livejournal.com]

But, to return to the original post, a girl can dream...