Dammit dammit dammit!!! I'm just obsessing over having forgotten my cell phone today. Meh!!!! That is so *not* dick!!! I want my phone! Even if I don't use it, I want it near me!!!
My leetle meenion podling, what ees a cell phone when compared to the benefeecial deevine presence that ees Juan Fandango? Let hees aura of greatness seettle about your shoul-houlders like a mouldee sheeeepskin, let hees magneeficense bathe you like carbolic aceed, and wash your tenderest parts een hees reflected glory.
Yes, yes I did. Thanks in large part to the unfailing moral support and brilliant guidance of tenaciousg I did manage to negotiate for the return of my phone. And this managed to happen with little to no permanent damage done to my furniture.
that reminds me -- i need to get a new cell phone service [with the implied new cell phone]. hadda cancel SprintPCS on account of i live in a "shadow" that they didn't acknowledge and the only signal i ever got was analog roaming...
but i LIKE my old phone. it's got a sparkly pink unicorn sticker on it and all! ::pout::
yeh! and they charged me out the arse for cancelling, too!! bloody smeggin' incompetent nimrods with their bloody awful Automated Customer Service Rep "Claire"... CLAIRE MUST DIE!!!
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Even if I do have to slay you eventually...
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Did you... ever find yours? I mean, I know where mine is, and that in itself is a sweet pain. But did you ever convince the couch to relinquish yours?
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but i LIKE my old phone. it's got a sparkly pink unicorn sticker on it and all! ::pout::
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::pant pant::
sorry...