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[podling]

The weird thing is that I don't even *like* monkeys.

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[straif.livejournal.com]

Does your simian bigotry extend to prosimians?

[cissa.livejournal.com]

Very sensible of you. Monkeys, yuck. :P

[kendwoods.livejournal.com]

Of course, the real question on everyone's mind is: How do you feel about cows?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I find it so bizarre that you just posted this, because I'm about to make a post about my friends list's obsession with monkeys.

[podling]

Tough call. I mean, on the one hand... but on the other... no, prosimians are okay, I guess...

[podling]

That's what I'm saying!!!

[podling]

Cows. Well. I really like my little stuffed animal cows. I mean, Maurice is cool and does the slow sexy cow dance. And the one that plays "you are my sunshine" while his head moves hypnotically, subtley, back and forth, that cow is great. But real cows... no, not really. I mean, they have their uses, but I remember being really freaked out when a bunch of them followed me as I was walking down the road to class once. So, no, I guess I don't like cows. I like fuzzy cow imitations though.

[podling]

Crazymonkeylove!!!

[straif.livejournal.com]

cows are yummy.

[straif.livejournal.com]

You guess???? One of my websites is all lemury and stuff.

[podling]

Oh, that's true too. They're *fabulous*!

[zerbie.livejournal.com]

How can you not like monkeys?! Monkeys make everything better! And funnier.

[podling]

Well, I do have to admit that that's a cute monkey though.

[dangerdean.livejournal.com]

What about flyin' monkeys? Flyin' monkeys are da bomb.

[podling]

Oh, that's true too.

Perhaps I should rethink the whole thing.