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[podling]

In my previous post, I bitched & moaned about my toothpaste abandoning me (forcibly kidnapped, more like!!!). But the real question is 'why???', so, in this hypothetical situation, let me know your thoughts...

[Poll #183823]

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Hey, I have a backpack full of it

[straif.livejournal.com]

You are welcome to it.

Well, it is actually a bunch of mint Skittles mixed with rain water and whatevere ungodlynesse dwelles in thee darke recessese of mye backepacke.

[whitecrow0.livejournal.com]

Considering that just before this post on my friends page, straif was wondering why there was toothpaste on his mp3 player ... um, your toothpaste found its way to his backpack just to be naughty. Takes after its mommy, I guess.

Re: Hey, I have a backpack full of it

[podling]

Yeah, I saw that. That's pretty... ew. Really ew. Bleh. Mmmn. Has it put you off mint Skittles for life or anything?

(I did have an extra tube, so it wasn't *that* traumatic)

[podling]

Hee. You may have a point. My toothpaste transported itself to straif's backpack!!! It's even more like a sci-fi movie than I realized! truth is sometimes stranger than fiction. Heh.

[podling]

Hey wait! I'm not naughty!!! ;)

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Toothpaste wants to be free!

[rollick.livejournal.com]

I was just telling a friend of mine last night that his liquid-soap dispenser and toothpaste dispenser look so much alike that one of these days, I'm going to use his bathroom and wash my hands with his toothpaste. He commented that my hands would at least be minty-fresh. Perhaps your houseguests like minty-fresh hands, and used all yours up trying to achieve that freshness.

[dangerdean.livejournal.com]

*snort*
Right. Tell us another one. :)

[podling]

Well, I suppose there are times when having minty-fresh hands would be a bonus...

[podling]

Bitchwhore!!! You're not supposed to *talk* about my naughtiness, it's our secret, right? right? Oops, said that in my outside voice, didn't I? ;)