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[podling]

The next time I have a crazymonkeyloveslave, I want them to dress in fake egyption slave-like gold lame a la joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat.

In other news, I still like pina coladas.

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[digriz.livejournal.com]

The next time?

[podling]

Well, I mean, it's not like I really have one at all, I'm just saying they should know what they're getting into is all.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

But do you like getting caught in the rain? DO YOU? DO YOU?!

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

And exactly what good will a gay CMLS be?

GCMLS

[kendwoods.livejournal.com]

Educational videos and eye candy?

[podling]

maybe i do. so there. sometimes, anyway. on a hot, sun-drenched day, absofreakinglutely.

[podling]

I'm glad you asked. Though kendwoods suggestions are part of it, they are not nearly the sum. In short, one's glittery & gay CMLS provides several important functions. One, to attract attractive bisexual men who are attracted to such eye candy as I myself enjoy. Two, to have someone to scope out men with at the beach and other such places, as well as having a drinking partner who enjoys fruity concoctions.