Random fact about me of the week...

When I was younger, my younger brother used to try to convince me I was adopted even though we look exactly alike. So alike that people sometimes think we're twins. He went so far as to record a tape in which he pretended to be my parents talking about how they could never tell me that I was adopted. Of course, the tape also said that I was the child of a rat-bastard goat demon that they found on a curb.

This is why children should not have recording devices.